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Jokes from Twitter » February 25th, 2009 · See comments
Last night I asked the people of Twitter to tell me a joke. I did this for a few reasons, one of them being I needed a giggle, and another being I wanted to see whether it were possible to fit a joke into 140 characters or less.
The results were impressive.
Becky got in first with:
What kind of bees make milk? Boo-bees!
Lil got in next with:
Protons have mass? I didn’t even know they were Catholic!
Eris tickled me with:
2 cows in a field. One cow says “Mooo”, the other says “OMG, I was totally gonna say that!”
and Mihai followed Eris’ cow theme with:
One cow says to another: “Are you worried about Mad Cow Disease?”The other one says: “No, I’m a horse!”
These tickled me.
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Lol, I really like Eris’ joke :p
Haha! quality jokes! Keep em coming.
HAHAHA! Awesome! XD
haha. those are awesome! ^_^
And I still can’t get over your awesome layout of Simple Plan lyrics. I <3 them!
Lol, those are all good
But i chuckled the most at the boo-bee’s one. tee hee ~_~
Ooh, i love the mass one + madcow XD
Hehehe! How abouts:
2 muffins in an oven. One says: “Wow, it’s hot in here!” The other says: “OMG! A talking muffin!”
My all time favourite: What’s brown and sticky? A stick!