Email forwards - do I hate them?
This entry was posted on January 30, 2008
I seem to hate a lot of stuff recently (flash and social networks to name but two). I’m currently undecided about whether or not I hate email forwards. Granted, there are a lot of things to hate about them.
- “Forward this to fifteen people and you’ll have luck.”
- “Try this - it really works.”
- Appalling grammar and spelling.
- Average 7 screens worth of email addresses and “this message has been checked for viruses” footer messages.
- Usually are repeats.
- Usually aren’t even funny.
However, once every couple of months or so, a genuinely funny email will arrive in my inbox. One such email arrived this morning, and it was in fact so funny that I’d like to share it with you. Don’t worry, though, I’ve taken out the list of email address, all the extra “>” at the beginnings of lines, and the fifteen “this message has been checked for viruses” footer messages.
Wife: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?
Husband: Definitely not!
Wife: Why not - don’t you like being married?
Husband: Of course I do.
Wife: Then why wouldn’t you remarry?
Husband: Okay, I’d get married again.
Wife: You would? (with a hurtful look on her face).
Husband: (makes audible groan).
Wife: Would you live in our house?
Husband: Sure, it’s a great house.
Wife: Would you sleep with her in our bed?
Husband: Where else would we sleep?
Wife: Would you let her drive my car?
Husband: Probably, it is almost new
Wife: Would you replace my pictures with hers?
Husband: That would seem like the proper thing to do.
Wife: Would she use my golf clubs?
Husband: No, she’s left-handed.
10 lovely people have commented
LOL He cheated on her and he gave himself away LOL
Send this message to at least 20 people in the next 5 minutes or your wife will shove a golf club up your butt.
I barely ever receive forwards anymore, and I never read them. I don’t feel like reading 158 of them to find 1 worth reading. I’ll leave that to you. 
Pst, your title says “fowads” and it bugs me.
Rachaely- curb the hate! Lol. What will you be hating next?
Hee hee hee. Golf clubs. Srsly.
I hardly receive forwards, because, like me, my friends don’t care for them! I only get them from a few people who I met while travelling, and obviously don’t know my distaste for them. 
I don’t get them as often, but the ones that are actually good are very, very few. So I hate them
It’s ok we can be haterz together!
I really detest forwards, I never get any ever now though, except on facebook.
Yours was funny though!
Hah. That is so great. Now I know how a new way of finding certain things out!
Damn I hate email forwards/chainletters but that one made me chuckle, hehe x
Usually, all the forward emails I get are the one that tell me that I will never find love if I don’t send this message to atelast a billion people :P. I don’t mind getting forwards that are just meant to entertain, but I hate the ones that are supposed to give you bad luck or something :P. LOL, that one is really funny!
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Vera said:
LOL, busted!