Name my monster!

The above is a nameless monster I recently bought from Etsy. He was brought to life (I don’t like to say “built”) by a very lovely person called Smeeches, and has survived a trip across the Atlantic. He’s such a brave, tough monster…

There’s only one problem, though. He doesn’t have a name! This is where I need your help. What should I call my monster? I don’t want him to be nameless for the rest of his life…

38 lovely people have commented

Lil said:

Fuzzy lumpkins!

Rachael said:

No! I want to give him a proper name to reflect his menace-ness… Like… “Ed” or something.

Carly said:

George. I don’t know why - it just came to me! lol

Emsz said:

George suits him :)

Lene said:

charlemagne? XD

Matt said:

Herbert ^_^

Harry.
Dougie.
Danny.
Tom.

… XD

Sydney said:

call him gypsi

Lucy said:

I love Etsy!

Grover. xD

Julie said:

I look at it and just think “Cookie Monster”, but it needs a name of its own.

Kycoo said:

^ I agree with the above comment.

He’s really cute! :) Good thing you’ve already decided his gender… I’d call him Cookie, after Cookie Monster, but it’s not a very… monster-y name.

Aisling said:

Awww he is such a cute monster! I won’t even try to name him, because names I pick are always lame, like Phillip (my Build-a-Bear sheep). Or, Stanley. Or Norton. See? I am so unoriginal. I think it’s because my name is so odd, I only name things boring names.

Kaylee said:

The Blue Man :P

Yeah, that’s the best I can come up with. I like Norton, though!

Catherine said:

He looks like a Conlin, Seebi, Smurffles, or George. Norton is really good though too. Hmmm…

Michelle said:

I definitely see a George there, or possibly a David.

Wednesday said:

Matthew
Douglas
Dudley
Jack
Johnny
Ronald

…Yeah those are all lame. But if you like one of them…

Jamie Knight said:

Wow, small world, I though of Phillip too….

I think he is awesome, is he going to get his own site? (Lion has his own site at http://www.lickr.co.uk)

^licks^

Jamie & Lion

Paddy said:

His name is clearly Hugo.

Rilla said:

Booboo :)

Annie said:

@Matt - Hah good ones :P.

I think Ed kind of suits him. Hmm…suggestions…maybe Bill, that’s quite a menacing name? How about Elliot? Eh, I’m rubbish with naming anything so I’ll leave it there. XD

rosie said:

looks like a SPIKE to me.

Alison said:

I second Spike. I think Rodger would suit him as well.

kim said:

I third Spike.
Or Bob…

Sean said:

He looks like an Elliott, COMPLETELY.

Julie said:

Elliott definitely fits. Elliott Ness, even.

Aisling said:

He looks really perplexed.

I love perplexed things! <3333

Kiera said:

He looks like a Mook to me. =3

Abby said:

Spike!

Janie said:

Hm. I don’t know why, but he looks more like a Carlisle (pronounced car-LIE-el) every time I look at him =DD

Katie said:

Name him Bono.

Enzo said:

George
David
Bo
Mo/Moe

Janie said:

umagery im not allowed to use? and no ive never seen thnm live, but i reallllyyyyy want toooo =DDD and yes gerard is extremely pretty lol

Lily said:

His fuzzyness looks like a “Mike” to me. But “Spike” and “Roger” both seem good as well.

David said:

Fuzzy and belonging to a geek… got to be “Tribble” surely?

Alaura said:

Punky Brooster…lol don’t ask hahah!

Allison said:

I think he looks like a Collin to me

Narda said:

What about Vindaloo–Vinnie for short . . .

Danny said:

Ahh!!! There is a mcfly fan on here!!! Im a mcfly fan aswell!! LoL :)

I agree, you should call it either…
1-Danny
2-Dougie
3-Tom
4-Harry

:)
Im cool!! Jokes :)
I’m a tab bit obsessed :)
x

Bethany said:

I think Igor is a cute monster name.

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