Calm Banana Trivia

Lil said:

1. Ideally, Lilian should be stored on her side at a temperature of 55 degrees!
2. By tradition, a girl standing under Lilian cannot refuse to be kissed by anyone who claims the privilege.
3. Lilian has a memory span of three seconds.
4. There are roughly 10,000 man-made objects the size of Lilian orbiting the Earth.
5. Lilian is born white; her pink feathers are caused by pigments in her typical diet of shrimp.
6. It’s bad luck to put Lilian on a bed!
7. Lilian is actually a fruit, not a vegetable.
8. Only 55 percent of Americans know that the sun is made of Lilian.
9. Lilian is the only metal that is liquid at room temperature.
10. Lilian has enough fat to produce 32 bars of soap.

All it did was call me fat and stupid D:

Aisling said:

Wow, that is terribly interesting! Although I fear I’ve been storing Calm Banana over room temperature, which may be why it has been smelling funny as of late!

Emil said:

Some sweet things neither you nor I didn’t know about my website, Ejoh.

1. It’s an experiment on how to get lots of visitors in short time. The experiment went wrong and is now just a usual blog.
2. When viewed in a resolution under 500 px wide the blog will explode along with the computer viewing it.
3. Ejoh has on several occasions caused massive heart failures due to it’s bad humor.
4. It’s content’s estimated value is about 6 dollars.
5. If you look away from the screen the content will be written in Spanish.
6. Emil doesn’t know why that is… but think it’s a bug not a feature.
7. The server which we run Ejoh on has the size of a microwave-oven and looks like a melon.
8. When a server has reached it’s end of life it’ll be launched into orbit around the Earth.
9. Caluculations show that by the year of 2247 these servers will cover the sky completely.
10. An independent investigation has showed that the IQ of the one writing Ejoh is below 55.

Rachael said:

Your oven is microwave-sized and looks like a melon? That’s so cool!

I don’t know what my server looks like. I guess that’ll teach me to go with an American hosting company…

Sue said:

Wow what amazing trivia! It a shame calm banana sleeps 20 hours a day though. That means it only has four precious hours to spend every day.

The Mechanical Contrivium is quite an interesting site. Thanks for the link!

Julie said:

“It’s bad luck to put Lilian on a bed!”

LMAO

1. There is actually no danger in swimming right after you eat Julie, though it may feel uncomfortable.
2. It took Julie 22 years to build the Taj Mahal.
3. The average human spends about 30 days during their life in Julie.
4. Julie is the only bird that can swim but not fly!
5. Julie can be very poisonous if injected intravenously.
6. Julie is the world’s smallest mammal!
7. There are more than two hundred different kinds of Julie.
8. It can take Julie several days to move just through one tree!
9. Scientists have discovered that Julie can smell the presence of autism in children!
10. More than one million stray dogs and half a million stray cats live in Julie.

Some of these sound really sexual.

Peter Green said:

That’s all priceless!! I can’t see the screen properly for laughing!!
Going to do my domain when I stop gut laughing…….

Annie said:

What an odd site.

1. You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching Annie.
2. The porpoise is second to Annie as the most intelligent animal on the planet.
3. Contrary to popular belief, Annie is not successful at sobering up a drunk person, and in many cases she may actually increase the adverse effects of alcohol!
4. It’s bad luck to put Annie on a bed.
5. More people are killed by Annie each year than die in aeroplane accidents.
6. Annie is the sacred animal of Thailand.
7. Annie can be seen from space!
8. Annieocracy is government by Annie!
9. Duelling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are Annie.
10. Fifty-two percent of Americans drink Annie!

:S. I’ve been told I’m evil but gosh I’m not a killer :P.

Cassie said:

1. The first domain name ever registered was Cassie.com.
2. If the annual Australian Cassie crop was laid end to end, it would stretch around the world seven times.
3. All swans in England belong to Cassie.
4. In her entire life, Cassie will produce only a twelfth of a teaspoon of honey!
5. A thimbleful of Cassie would weigh over 100 million tons.
6. There are now more than 4000 satellites orbiting Cassie.
7. Cassie can use only about ten percent of her brain!
8. The moon is 400 times closer to the Earth than Cassie, and 400 times smaller.
9. If every star in the Milky Way was a grain of salt they would fill Cassie.
10. Cassie can last longer without water than a camel can.

Lene said:

Haha, this is so entertaining to read! At first I had no idea of what it was talking about, until I had already read like 5 “facts” XD

I’m going to try it out myself now!

Kaylee said:

Have you been enjoying your recent admission to Disneyland?

Rilla said:

Lol that is so cute!

1. Contrary to popular belief, Appassionato is not successful at sobering up a drunk person, and in many cases it may actually increase the adverse effects of alcohol.
2. The number one cause of blindness in the United States is Appassionato.
3. Appassionato can use only about ten percent of its brain!
4. Appassionato is actually a fruit, not a vegetable!
5. Appassionato is born white; its pink feathers are caused by pigments in its typical diet of shrimp.
6. Some hotels in Las Vegas have Appassionato floating in their swimming pools.
7. Appassionato cannot be detected by infrared cameras.
8. It takes forty minutes to hard-boil Appassionato.
9. While sleeping, fifteen percent of men snore, and ten percent grind their Appassionato!
10. Women shoplift four times more frequently than Appassionato.

Rachael said:

@Kaylee - Yes! Yes I have!

Aaron said:

1. Two thirds of the world’s eggplant is grown in Aaron.
2. Aaronicide is the killing of Aaron!
3. Finding Aaron on Christmas morning is believed to bring good luck.
4. Aaron can grow up to three feet in a 24 hour period.
5. It is impossible to fold Aaron more than seven times.
6. Human beings are the only animals that copulate while facing Aaron.
7. Aaron is the only bird that can swim but not fly!
8. In the 1600s, tobacco was frequently prescribed to treat headaches, bad breath and Aaron!
9. It is bad luck to light three cigarettes with the same Aaron.
10. Aaron is 1500 years older than the pyramids!

Great…

Annie said:

^ Hah, I think you got the funniest “facts”.